[Here is Moss, looking extremely proud of himself. Why? Well, you're about to find out.]

I see I'm not the only one who's been hit with the creativity bug today. But for this one I suggest you hold onto your seats, because I'm about to blow. Your. Minds.

[Moss pauses here for dramatic effect, before producing this tie with a flourish. ( Read more... )

Hello. My name’s Maurice Moss and I’m trying to work out who this device belongs to. Some complete fool dropped it next to a fountain, would you believe? Really. People ought to be more careful with their belongings. It could have fallen in the fountain and then there wouldn’t have been any point in me returning it. It wouldn’t even be ( Read more... )